Movie Review: The Human Centipede
In fact, WTF was exactly my reaction to this film.
WHAT. THE. F***.
Ok, the movie in a nutshell.... a famous surgeon after retirement attempted to create a rottweiler centipede but failed, the poor dogs died. Instead, he captured two girls and a japanese guy so he could perform the "mouth-to-rectum" procedure (sewing the mouth the the anus) and turn them into a "human centipede" with a single linked digestive system. To the surgeon, this was considered as his beloved "pet"
Are you "wtf-ing" yet?
Possibly one of the worst movie i've ever seen. not because of the mouth to anus plot... that's actually quite bizzare and would intentionally grab a lot of curious viewers.
The actors for a starter were bleak. they were terrible.
The dialogue was empty and stupid
The movie was slow as hell and it wasn't "flowing" logically
The first 42mins of the film consists of poor use of dialogue and girls screaming.
a little over half way you will get to see some action. It's a little bit graphic, I was expecting more scene on the actual procedure, which was a let down.... nonetheless not recommended for the squirmish.
I'm not sure whether I should say "fortunately" or "unfortunately" there will be a sequel.
The Human Centipede 2 is to be released in 2011, according to the maker, it will be the most disturbingly sick movie ... ever.
This movie was so shit, i'm not even gona bother rating.