God, I love my mum

I love my family's subtly...

"Who was that on the phone?"

"___ She's having issues with her boyfriend"

"What about you?"

"I have no boyfriend, therefore no issues"

"You've been single for so long"

"So..I'm Picky"

"No, You know why you're single?"

"Why?"

"Because men like girly girls. You're too aggressive, too dominant, too confronting... like a MAN."

"..um.......thanks ma..."

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