Movie Review: The Human Centipede

If you've never heard of this movie and just saw the picture above I bet your reaction was "WTF"

In fact, WTF was exactly my reaction to this film.

WHAT. THE. F***.

Ok, the movie in a nutshell.... a famous surgeon after retirement attempted to create a rottweiler centipede but failed, the poor dogs died. Instead, he captured two girls and a japanese guy so he could perform the "mouth-to-rectum" procedure (sewing the mouth the the anus) and turn them into a "human centipede" with a single linked digestive system. To the surgeon, this was considered as his beloved "pet"

Are you "wtf-ing" yet?

Possibly one of the worst movie i've ever seen. not because of the mouth to anus plot... that's actually quite bizzare and would intentionally grab a lot of curious viewers.

The actors for a starter were bleak. they were terrible.
The dialogue was empty and stupid
The movie was slow as hell and it wasn't "flowing" logically
The first 42mins of the film consists of poor use of dialogue and girls screaming.

a little over half way you will get to see some action. It's a little bit graphic, I was expecting more scene on the actual procedure, which was a let down.... nonetheless not recommended for the squirmish.

I'm not sure whether I should say "fortunately" or "unfortunately" there will be a sequel.

The Human Centipede 2 is to be released in 2011, according to the maker, it will be the most disturbingly sick movie ... ever.

This movie was so shit, i'm not even gona bother rating.

Bars: Cargo and The Watershed

A few friends and I went out to Cargo Bar and The Watershed before I left.

One friend forgot his ID... and wasn't allowed in so he went home, i felt terrible!

The serving was small...and it was quite expensive, i enjoyed the atmosphere though. Urgh I completely forgot to take pictures of the food :( So here's an eating pic...

Drinks were pretty pricey as well.. their long island ice tea is.. pretty big!

Below is at The Watershed... 60s, 70s, 80s and 70s mixed MUSIC EVER.. we were just about the only under 25s there

The boys striking a pose

 I gotta say, the best pictures are the completely random pics when you have no idea it's been snapped!

My not so new new hair.

Sorry I look dead, no access to make up here. Sweeeeeet



Nine West Bounceback Pumps: Most comfortable heels ever!

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I'm not a high heels girl, I'm few of the unfortunate ones to have sensitive feet, i get blisters from wearing kitten heels.

The night before my 21st birthday i thought to myself, I'm gona go out and get myself a pair of real high heels! So I grabbed my mate and his gf and out we went for late night heels shopping.

I didn't think we'd find anything... but an hour later we went into Nine West.

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My mate's gorgeous gf Paola picked it out for me.

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I'm 21

I turned 21 yesterday.

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I didn't plan to do anything but my room mate was like "lil what are you doing friday?".."Uh.. going to work?" ...."no friday night" .... "watch tv??" ..."It's your 21st!! you HAVE to do something!"

So it was a rushed last min thing, i sent out the invites on tuesday morning and my birthday was friday... so i had a party at a Bar and had approx 35 guests.

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Unfortunately i took about 10-15 shots and no idea how much drink i scold down.. I was GONE in 3.5hrs.

I don't remember half the night and apparently i made a fool of myself.

I honestly don't remember half the night, my room mate, her boyfriend and other other friend literally carried me home....I felt really bad because I got carried home at 9 and a lot of my friends came at 10.. and i weren't there  FML.

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Cat sitting

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Another 21st!

You would NOT be able to believe HOW MUCH alcohol her mum provided... it was just endless boxes and bucket loads. endless... ENDLESS lol!


The party ended at around 1am... everyone went home (there were a lot of family members, her mum was soooo drunk it was hilarious)

me and a few other ppl decided to sleepover. the three of us slept on a beanbag for two people and shared 1 blanket. i thought i was gona wake up with a sore back but that was the most comfy drunk night i've ever had! BUT I woke up with a hole in my dress :(

I guess at least i didnt' wake up with bruises, cuts and bleeding fingers like last time. lol yikes

I got home not long ago, i am feeling bright and kicking! I regret not taking pics last night, I only took one... and it wasn't even with the birthday girl. oops!



Btw, i'm already 2 weeks behind on all of my classes lol fml

July

I haven't been on here in ages, but i'm always looking through everyone's blogs and make a comment every now and then.


But i'm still looking for a stable part time job.


I went to my friend's awesome 21st here's a pic.. I think i had one too many by then.
 I think over 60 people came, I was freaking out because i didn't know anyone except the girl who invited me (in white).. but i'm happy i met wonderful ppl! Oh and the theme was 80s bright and bold... but everyone just dressed... normal and there were these 2 guys who actually dressed according to the theme.. they felt like absolute idiots walking in, it was hilarious.

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Oh! I just realised, us 3 girls are all holding champagne and the 4 boys all have beer in their hands.  Cliched!

Update: June 22

I've finished all my exams last week but i got my download back today yay!

Theres not much to update other than I've been spending a lot ... eating out, buying stuff i don't need etc.... and well... receiving no income.

I lost my therapist job because i didn't have a car lol.. i know. crazy. Oh well.. it's kinda hard to buy a car without a stable income... 

I'm pending on a job with Shiseido at the moment...

I've just been here and there, going to 21sts since everyone is turning 21 around this time of the year.....seeing old friends whom i haven't seen for over 2 years etc..

Here's a small pic of my best friend and i at a friend's bday dinner @ Zaaffran, Darling Harbour... I think i had one too many champagne and she was shy..So i had to draw a face...

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PS. for those who watch Masterchef... CALLUM is so cute!

I pity the fool that falls in love with you.

I should probably post something that' make up related but i am wayyy to lazy to even switch on my camera.

Uni is suffocating me! My final assessment is next friday then i get into cramming mode for about 10 days till my exams start... i haven't touched a single textbook or lecture this semester... i've missed sooooo many classes it's crazy!

Anyway, it's been a pretty tough couple of months. to add more oil to my flames, the fantastic guy I let slip is dating some chick now... I want to kick myself.. it kinda made me realise that I need to get my shit together and turn myself around. I met him when I was in a very bad state and I was still with him. you all know how badly the breakup went down, and I apologise for constantly writing about this on here. even though i met the awesome dude on a friendship basis, knowing that there are still great people out there helped me out a little. Anyway I've really started to rationalise the situation, the facade left behind by him is finally starting to disintegrate. I can finally see that he has done me so much wrong while I was there for him every step of the way...I really don't know what I did wrong. so for me to still sit here, aimlessly feeling sorry for myself after he screwed me over.... I must be the biggest idiot in the world. Guess I need to shape my mentality and accept the fact that he fucked up, not me. Ah well, I received the raw end of the deal. I kept running into his friends, who all want my psycho head to die and burn in hell... isn't that lovely? I've decided to move on from everything, it hasn't been that long since MrX, I really don't ever want to go through that again... so I think I need some down time to cool off, let everything go and fade away, I think i made the right decision.  anyway, i'll stop rambling. most of my awesome possums have/are turning 21 this year!  here's a pic of my friend and I @ her 21st bday party at this sik club haha!

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I saw bananas in pajamas that night.

WHO??

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I THINK that's them.... i wouldn't be able to tell a fake Jonas brothers from a real one...All the same